Rating: C
If you thought the Sunset Strip era of Hair Bands
died with when Seattle Grunge took over the airwaves
then you’re sadly mistaken. You obviously have not heard
of CrashDiet, the sleaziest, hairiest and horniest group
to come along since Poison and Motley Crue.
This is pure 1980’s glam metal with enough sleaze to
make a stripper blush. The band have their act down and
they’re not faking it. These guys live the lifestyle
like it is 1989. Leather, hairspray, big choruses, big
hooks and lots of power chords and lickity split guitar
solos.
The best song is “Armageddon” as it rocks hard and
delivers. “Down with the Dust” and “Chemical” are both
winners as well. While this is 100% true to the genre,
from both looks of the band and sounds of the songs,
that is where the problem lies. Its’ too ‘80’s and
suffers from the “Been There Done That Syndrome.” While
fun to listen to a few times one tends to revisit Crue
and Poison when the urge to let your inner Hair Band out
strikes, leaving CrashDiet as a bit of a novelty act.
Die-hard Sunset Strip Hair Band fans will totally dig
this and crank it up and get into it. The rest of us
will smile, shake are heads and admit that it is pretty
good and then move on with our lives.
By Jeb Wright