Rating: B-
Lucifer is a fictitious band that features Blue Cheer
replacement guitarist Randy Holden. The band joins up
with the main character and his buddy and together they
form the ultimate power trio. This book is more of a
fantasy than anything else as no band, not even the
mighty Led Zeppelin, could have done what the fake
Lucifer did.
The novel is in the 500 page range, making it a tough
one to read, as there are times it really drags and
turns into a musicians equipment wank off book; too much
tech talk. There are numerous scenes of group sex and
orgies. I never thought group sex and orgies could get
boring but author Randy Pratt found a way – namely
having to many of them!
The band Lucifer ends up being the biggest band in
history, makes the last recordings with Jim Morrison,
splinters off into mega-successful pop bands, cures
cancer and even makes the reader a peanut butter
sandwich to enjoy while reading the book. In other
words, Lucifer is too successful to believe, even if
this is just a fictional book. The main character
becomes the Jesus Christ of the rock world and does
everything but walk on water. It is just too damn
farfetched to believe. Sure, tales of sex and drugs ran
rampant in 1970’s hard rock bands. The scenes described
concerning these issues are probably pretty accurate. It
is the do good nature of the main characters that just
becomes too hard to believe. People like this just do
not exist. Everyone has a bit of evil in them.
Now that I have dissected all that is wrong with the
book, I will tell you what is right about it. Lucifer is
a very cool fairy tale. It sticks a fake band into the
real world of hard rock. It takes the reader on an
inside trek to the way it was in the music business.
There are tragedies that befall our characters, there is
self-indulgence that catches up to them and there is
death. The book is a very fun read for any fan of rock
n’ roll. It will captivate you at times, and even take
you to another world filled with everything you could
imagine the rock n roll world to be.
Randy Pratt, who is a member of the rock band The
Lizards, is the author of the book. He writes the story
from a mix of “how cool would it have been if this
actually happened” and strange but true stories from the
dark alleys of rock n’ roll. Could it be better? Sure it
could. Is it still worth checking out? Hell yes.
The final thing to say about this review is that
there was a band called Lucifer that started out in the
late 1960’s that actually did contain guitarist Randy
Holden. Unlike the fairy tale band in the book, however,
they failed to conquer the world.
By Jeb Wright